Fireworks!!!!

Wow!! Diwali's here....the one time, when my parents won't forbid me from playing with fire...Though I love darkness, this is one time I wouldn't wanna miss...Well, I ain't into those stupid sparklers, but I love the rockets, and the bombs...which includes my all-time favorite- chocolate-bombs...I also like a lotta those pomegranates....("tubri"..8P)..But, we also need to keep in mind that we must keep to our limits...while we criticize others for pollution and global warming, we're much involved into the crime during this time of the year...the smoke and sound caused are really harmful...
But this time, I had a great wish...a ridiculous desire...a desire to blow the most dangerous firecracker in the world( and also the most expensive..8P..)..a Hydrogen Bomb...8D...I wanted to blow India up...or at least a bomb that would blow up the Parliament during its first session(the compulsory one)....only then India would be free....
Well...what suggestions do you have??? Go ahead....be frank enough...I'm waiting...